#Champagnegate

Hey guys!! Sorry I lied to you all and said I was gonna be better about posting this year.  I was really lazy last week and my boyfriend is out of town so I was sad.  Also it was a very Hannah B-focused episode and I didn't feel like watching 3 hours of that for …

Denver, Colorado: The City of Love

Heeeeeey guys! Hope everyone's week was great, because mine was full of stress that was 100% the fault of Mike Fleiss and the conversation around who the next Bachelorette will be.  I have a lot to say on the subject and this is my platform to do so because otherwise it would take about 1000 …

Goooooood Morning Vietnam

Hey guys!! I'm back last minute once again and I'm thriving. This might be a little bit of a rush job but I'm determined to get this up today before the show tonight!!! Please follow me on Twitter and Instagram and give me validation for all this work I do xoxoxo love you guys. The …

Kissing 101

Hey guys! I am once again getting this out at the last possible minute because frankly sis is getting her MBA and she is BUSY!!!!  The important thing is that it's coming out now and maybe people will still read it.  Who knows??? NOT ME. Once again, nothing significant happened in Bachelor Nation this week …

Where Is Singapore?

Hey guys!! It's been a long week and apparently I like to do everything last-minute so it's 5pm on Monday and I'm gonna try to get this out before tonight's episode!!! Before I start I want to encourage (as always) you to follow me on Instagram (@BachelorChirps/@morganbowen_) and on Twitter (@bachelorchirps)!!  Okay thanks love you …

Miss Congeniality 3

Hey guys!!! Is it annoying that I start every post with that??  Probably.  Am I gonna keep doing it??  Absolutely!!!! So what's new in Bachelor Nation this week?? First, we seems as though our king Chris Harrison has found a girlfriend.  Turns out he's seeing Lauren Zima from ET.  I mean, that should be me …

The Bachelor Goes to Pawnee

Hey guys!!! I'm really out here thriving already this season.  I'm a week behind on recaps, I know, I know.  But to be fair the first episode was excruciatingly long and I have a life.  So what I'm gonna do is combine the first and second episodes into one post because there's really only like, …

The Most Wonderful Time of the Year

Guess who's back Back again Chirps is back Tell a friend HEY GUYS!!!! I'm back and I'm better than ever and ready to judge this season's girls like we've never seen before.  Who am I kidding, the same thing happens every year.  This time, I PROMISE to write every single week.  I was lazy and …

How is There Freakin’ Drama on Night One?

Hey guys! I did that thing again where I wait until the last possible second to write my blog.  To be fair, I had a very busy week with very little time to myself so when I wasn't doing stuff, I was sleeping and feeling bad about putting my blog off.  However, I PROMISE this …

Let’s Do the Damn Thing

Guess who's back, back again.  Chirps is back, tell a friend. HEY GUYS!!!!! Wow I've missed all of you SO MUCH in the past few months.  First, let me apologize for being TRASH and never finishing the season or writing about Winter Games.  Life comes at you fast in your last semester of undergrad but …